Funny Story

Ok, my dad was reading the Grants Pass paper online. I came across an article about Septic Tanks, etc. In the article, they quoted a Health Department employee who used to work for my dad when he was the head man there. In the paper it said ""It may be S - - T to you but it's our bread and butter" Frank Costanza said quoting his old boss Bill Olson." My dad is not happy that he said that because if you know my dad, you know he would never say that word. I think it's kind of funny but my dad doesn't. He's not sure what to do to clear his name.

Another Blind Date

Ok, so last week I went on another blind date. I had a good time, I'm just not sure how interested I am. Everyone says I need to go on a few dates with a girl to really get an idea. I've decided to ask her out again and see if I'm more interested. She's 22 which is quite a bit younger than me. I think she's interested(she told me to call her and to take her out again-so I'm assuming she's interested but then again she's a girl so who the freak knows). We'll see what happens. Everyone thinks I'm picky, but I'm really not. I just want to be attracted to my wife. Is that so wrong? I don't know a guy that ever married a girl that he wasn't attracted to. All the women say they didn't especially think their husband was hot but they loved his personality. All the guys tell me that they thought their wives were cute, and then the personality. Am I wrong?

Question: Who am I?

Is this Better Kristen?

Kristen has asked that I carve a pumpkin of her. This is the best I could do. :) (Just kidding Kristen. You know I think you're Georgiaous)



















Dwight from "The Office"

Pumpkin Time

It's that time of year again. I need ideas for this year? Last year I carved Marianne and Whitney. What should I do this year? Leave me your ideas...